i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
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last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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