I CAN MOONWALK!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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