That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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