she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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