My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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