This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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