I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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