Dual....:-)
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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