Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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