Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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