girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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