is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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