i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
