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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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