but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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