So drunk its hurt
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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