walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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