I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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