I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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