Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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