ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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