I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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