even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.