I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.