Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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