I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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