We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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