we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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