i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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