LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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