at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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