is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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