omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Randomize
