ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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