I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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