the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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