you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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