ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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