found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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