need another drink. this is the easiest way
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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