is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
God gave him joint rollers for hands
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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