Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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