I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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