Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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