i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....