so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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