sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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