This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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