she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just want to make out with him forever
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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