You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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