If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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