I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you never un-have a 4some
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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