I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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