How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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