is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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