I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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