My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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