Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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