I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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